the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Give it 50 years and I bet white teens will be wearing Osama Bin Laden t-shirts and calling themselves Taliban and just soaking in how TRENDY they are.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.
pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
"… but you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me."