anything you synthesize
It's pronounced Logan.

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

90s90s90s:

I dont remember this episode of All That

Literally dying right now but my essay is due at midnight. *sigh* …also, I still have my old P.E. uniform. The ones from when we were still on Carrolton.

bootysurfer:

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

benwinstagram:

throwing a tantrum when ur sugar daddy wont increase ur allowance

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black-m3rmaid:

a white person will stand all up on you and then act surprised when you tell them to back tf up… but i guess when you’re used to imposing on shit that ain’t yours it becomes a habit.

fer1972:

Joe Mangrum creates beautiful Sand Paintings with his Hands

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

holdmypurse:

hovember:

white people literally caused the worst epidemic in human history because they didn’t bathe enough and then have the audacity to say Muslims are dirty while Islam has required its believers to wash themselves five times a day for 1400 YEARS

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