someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
Literally dying right now but my essay is due at midnight. *sigh* …also, I still have my old P.E. uniform. The ones from when we were still on Carrolton.
a white person will stand all up on you and then act surprised when you tell them to back tf up… but i guess when you’re used to imposing on shit that ain’t yours it becomes a habit.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.